so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
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