I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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