so that wasnt chicken after all
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
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