I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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