i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Randomize