You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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