Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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