As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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