Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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