i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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