But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
We left the knife in your bed.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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