i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Randomize
