I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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