im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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