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Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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