Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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