i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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