Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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