I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
