I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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