I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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