Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
handjob tips. give me some.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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