It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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