that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
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