Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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