Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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