oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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