is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Even the bartender felt bad for me
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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