Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I need help removing her.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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