just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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