Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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