but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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