I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
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