so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
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