apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I need moral support for this bender
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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