Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
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