She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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