Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
