Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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