Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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