you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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