the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
No subtext here. People are naked.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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