all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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