is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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