I hope mine doesn't look like that
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Randomize
