i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Randomize