I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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