Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
