You're so nebulous sometimes
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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