I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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