We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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