Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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