im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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