If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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