So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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