Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
party gras won. party gras always wins.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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