So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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