I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
