ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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